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Trigger Happy by holymackeral Trigger Happy by holymackeral
Well everybody, we're at the eve of war, and it seems like there's nothing we can do but sit at home and stare at the TV screens with detached powerlessness. Am I scared? You better BELIEVE I am! Heck, I've already constructed a bomb shelter out of duct tape and cardboard boxes in my backyard! (It's also got a months supply of pringles and moist towlettes, in case this takes a while) Still, while the war on Iraq may be speedy and successful, my large concern lies in what will happen afterwards.

What's terrifying here is that that our incompetent monkey of a president has constantly acted like the opinions of the world are irrelevant, and has shown unending disrespect for the opinions of other countries. In a time when we should be rallying support around the world to end terror, Bush has instead been bullying every country in even mild opposition to us by saying, "You're either with us or against us." By using meaningless buzzwords like "Axis of Evil" in his speeches, he is alienating and insulting our fellow countries when he should be respectfully asking for their help. Rather than try to make his case, Bush threatens anyone who looks at him sideways. Perhaps worst of all is the fact that America has now lost complete credibility with the United Nations, which was up until now the only thin ray of hope we've ever had towards something resembling world peace. Let's face it- the reason we were attacked on 9-11, and by other terrorists in the past, is because much of the world hates our guts. By acting without the support of the world, we are just fueling the worldwide anti-Americanism that got us in trouble in the first place!

Anyhow, (sorry for the long rant!) this is a picture showing George "War" Bush and his paranoid, cowboy approach to world diplomacy. As far as I can tell, a platypus with mental birth defects would make a better president!

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With the first attacks taking place just hours ago in Baghdad, i feel thatTrigger Happy by holymackeral is a very fitting secondary feature for today. It's a funny take on a serious issue, so take a look and offer your opinions. (Selected by +ekud) ( Featured by ekud )
Andrew13112001 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
Hello Alex Hirsch.When is Season 2 of Gravity Falls starting?

bubblesmalarky Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Well, good thing the REAL president is Santa Claus. Lon live jollyocracy! I'm sorry. I just had to say it.
Bladez636 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God, I love this pic, I favorited as far back as when I first joined-I still love it. Then I stop by the page and realize that this page belongs to Alex Hirsch, good God the world seems to small...
surood Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Typical retarded americans...
AresShodan85 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Eat a grilled dick sandwich, you faggot.
qwerty2999 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
Mr.Bush vs. the world,now on DVD.
kid-cody Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
the best president we ever had never existed.
YaakovHirshiv Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
Unfortunately true.
Deviantbandito Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
Please add how he also bankrupted this great country with 2 wars as well.
TheUniverseTraveler Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
While this may be old. It made me laugh, especially at the mention of the bomb shelter.
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