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Trigger Happy by holymackeral Trigger Happy by holymackeral
Well everybody, we're at the eve of war, and it seems like there's nothing we can do but sit at home and stare at the TV screens with detached powerlessness. Am I scared? You better BELIEVE I am! Heck, I've already constructed a bomb shelter out of duct tape and cardboard boxes in my backyard! (It's also got a months supply of pringles and moist towlettes, in case this takes a while) Still, while the war on Iraq may be speedy and successful, my large concern lies in what will happen afterwards.

What's terrifying here is that that our incompetent monkey of a president has constantly acted like the opinions of the world are irrelevant, and has shown unending disrespect for the opinions of other countries. In a time when we should be rallying support around the world to end terror, Bush has instead been bullying every country in even mild opposition to us by saying, "You're either with us or against us." By using meaningless buzzwords like "Axis of Evil" in his speeches, he is alienating and insulting our fellow countries when he should be respectfully asking for their help. Rather than try to make his case, Bush threatens anyone who looks at him sideways. Perhaps worst of all is the fact that America has now lost complete credibility with the United Nations, which was up until now the only thin ray of hope we've ever had towards something resembling world peace. Let's face it- the reason we were attacked on 9-11, and by other terrorists in the past, is because much of the world hates our guts. By acting without the support of the world, we are just fueling the worldwide anti-Americanism that got us in trouble in the first place!

Anyhow, (sorry for the long rant!) this is a picture showing George "War" Bush and his paranoid, cowboy approach to world diplomacy. As far as I can tell, a platypus with mental birth defects would make a better president!

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Daily Deviation

Given 2003-03-20
With the first attacks taking place just hours ago in Baghdad, i feel thatTrigger Happy by holymackeral is a very fitting secondary feature for today. It's a funny take on a serious issue, so take a look and offer your opinions. (Selected by +ekud) ( Featured by ekud )
thedoctorofham Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Hobbyist
Doods this was posted in 2003, which was twelve years ago and would make Alex 18 at the time, (assuming, of course, that this is the actual Alex Hirsch). He's not gonna reply, but I wonder if he knows that we've found it. I am a dummy! 
BlackBird123456 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015
Reading this in 2015 is just sad. It's eery how accurate your rant would turn out to be. I'm amazed another Bush can show his face in public without getting lynched, let-alone run for president again.
Iced-Cheesquake Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  Student General Artist
Dude, George W. Bush was a douche. 
I don't even know how he was able to stay in presidency, either.
MandiPope Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would have made an excellent foreign affairs minion under the Dubya Administration, because I can say, in multiple langauges, "excuse him, Your Excellency, the president didn't mean that."

Mandi L. Pope
Candcbreezy Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Student Digital Artist
NICE WORK ALEX! Good luck with gravity falls.... You arent gonna reply are you?
321FacePunch Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Student Filmographer
Bush was a fool. I love this!
Andrew13112001 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
Hello Alex Hirsch.When is Season 2 of Gravity Falls starting?

bubblesmalarky Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Well, good thing the REAL president is Santa Claus. Lon live jollyocracy! I'm sorry. I just had to say it.
Bladez636 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God, I love this pic, I favorited as far back as when I first joined-I still love it. Then I stop by the page and realize that this page belongs to Alex Hirsch, good God the world seems to small...
surood Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Typical retarded americans...
AresShodan85 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Eat a grilled dick sandwich, you faggot.
qwerty2999 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
Mr.Bush vs. the world,now on DVD.
kid-cody Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
the best president we ever had never existed.
YaakovHirshiv Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
Unfortunately true.
Deviantbandito Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
Please add how he also bankrupted this great country with 2 wars as well.
TheUniverseTraveler Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
While this may be old. It made me laugh, especially at the mention of the bomb shelter.
guyjacks Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
And what does the opinion of the rest of the world matter when it's OUR SAFETY on the line? Granted, if it were up to me, we would be a mostly isolationist country, but I digress, there is no way you can deny that former President Bush kept us safe.
The fact is, you don't look at him sideways, you are giving a long rant on why you don't like him, based on bias, and poor facts.
You don't even know what you're talking about, do you? You think radical Islam attacked us because they "hate our guts" for no adequately explored reason? Are you insane?
RS-Kyra Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Student Photographer
The rest of the world matters because our safety is kind of dependent on them. It's not like we're going to turn around and attack ourselves.
EonOrteaShadowmaster Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010  Student Writer
Ah, yes! Magnificent!
hiddenpommy Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
this should have been in one of those politic comics.
Ahmedqatar Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
kid-cody Featured By Owner May 19, 2010
El-Drago-800 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
Yeah, W Luvs war. "Kill 'em all!" he says to himself.
brambo96 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010
just 3 words... lol
CrakaJ Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010  Hobbyist
lmao "Them's Fightn' Words!"

You had me at George "War" Bush. +FAV!
xXxNatchanxXx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
amen to that. :)
shinobilegend101 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2009
:rofl: This is so funny and true!
PerianArdocyl Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009
This is very well done.
hhryah Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
Definitely a well-deserved DD.
RandomnessMasterMarx Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
dillon-was-here Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009
Pickfan Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Bush is a moron so is Chenney. Yay!!!!
Bookwyrm008 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2009
true that!!
DancingPope Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009
omg, lolz
WoodWose Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
Thanks goddess the American people vot.ed out the warmongers
whiskerkiller Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
LOL @ ~MyselFxAnDxOnlY quote, "u offense" must be Bush himself.
RaptorArts Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
This is so dead on XD
melaniexq Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol epic win ^_^
Blaze7the7Cat Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009
What an ass. We voted THIS man into office of all people?!?!?! :rofl:
Jaklar Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009
Every President since, well... Washington has violated the Constitution in some way. Some of the worst were Lincoln, Wilson, FDR, Bush II, and now the "no paper trail" wonder Obama. The American people have been conned and exploited by the government since the nation was founded.

I agree with the artist in every aspect but one: The United Nations will never solve any significant problems or bring us any closer to world peace. It is a bloated, power-hungry government like any other. People can interact peacefully with one another without government. It's time the State and its cronies realized that.
Yellowfur Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
This made me smile.

Like so: :)
Pyrehx-2 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
I giggled at the fact that people treated this like a forum and started ranting, arguing, and stuff. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Welcome to DeviantDrama, world.

I do enjoy the artwork. Very amusing. And I must say that the belt Bush is wearing is suggestive.
iimonkeefunkii Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
I know this comment is incredibly late, but you had every right to write what you wrote, draw what you drew, and feel the way you feel.

Incredible talent you've got. It's mixed with the ability to animate, a sense of humor, and your intellect. Very rare.
Tabius Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2009
i'm not even American but this struck true with me.
whenever i saw George Bush on TV i tended to roll my eyes and think something along the lines of 'Oh what are they attacking now', i'm glade he's out i find already i'm a little less 'Americans' :roll eyes:
and i like what you said about the platypus :giggle:
Honky-Voodoo Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2009   Writer
So very very true.
xiaoski Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2009
strangly the comic reminds me of a game... disgea... i duno i mean this one dude is the ruler of the "underworld" and any "friendly words" can possibly harshly injure him... (he finds nice words offencive) but never-the-less NICE U HAS DUKTAPE SHELTER xD i gota make 1... well atleats bush wasnt retarded by that much... if he was full retarded.... i dont want to go there... bad things could happen oO...
CottentheUltimateCat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
my family is a general McCain fan(why am i different than everyone else cuz i support Obama?),but even more,my brother's the only one other than me who supports the throwing out of Bush.let's just hope that no matter who won(even though we all know),this kind of mistake won't happen again.agreed?yes?good.
BrandiMuffin Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2009   Digital Artist
Awesome art, hilarious comic. Hooray with the doing away of Bush and the bringing in of OBAMA <3
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